Definitions by Punkydooster

French bumion soup 

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

French bumion soup by Punkydooster February 4, 2022

Spicy Volcano 

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim

Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.

Spicy Volcano by Punkydooster October 12, 2016