Soup of the Day

A phrase meaning to go out to the pub or bar in order to consume alcoholic beverages. Usually used to mask the real intent of the trip for the sake of children and/or the wife. Commonly used in Leicester, United Kingdom.

"Put the kids to bed luv, I'm just popping out with Jim for soup of the day"

Or...

Child: "Daddy, why do you come back on Saturday afternoons shouting and smelling funny, where do you go?"

Father: "Just out with my firends for soup of the day princess."

Soup of the Day by JMOCK March 18, 2009

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Soup of the Day

When in 69 position, and the guy is on top and the girl is licking the man's balls. When the man is about to cum, he quickly takes a shit on the girls face and then cums on her face, making it the soup of the day.

Dude, my girlfriend tried the soup of the day yesterday... she got food posioning though.

Soup of the Day by master of the bater June 9, 2011

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Soup of the Day

Song by The Vandals.

"Soup of the day, flavor of the month, stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt."

Soup of the Day by Vandal's Fan April 18, 2005

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Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

Campbell's Soup of the Day by Magellan925 December 17, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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