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sound barrier 

When you are doing something that makes sound and you don't want other people to know you are doing that activity. So you try to cover up the noise you make with another thing that makes noise.
When you poop you turn the bathroom fan on to create a sound barrier.

When you masturbate and other people are in the house you turn the T.V. louder.

When having sex you turn on the T.V. or music.
sound barrier by killacab April 22, 2012
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Sound Barrier 

The distance from the sound of your maturbation to the point where people could hear it.
My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..
Sound Barrier by Douchebag82 December 15, 2011

Sound barrier 

When, in a relationship, farting in front of each other is not acceptable. Breaking the sound barrier is the point at which the first fart takes place in front of the significant other.
I always have a tummy ache when I leave my boyfriends place.

Why?
Because we haven’t broken the sound barrier yet and I have wicked gas.
Sound barrier by Nimble July 21, 2018

Breaking the Sound Barrier 

The act of inserting one's penis into someone's ear. Also referred to as ear-sex.
"Dude, last night I almost got caught while I was breaking the sound barrier with Alex!"

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026