-Anthing that makes you cringe and think what has the world come to.
-Bad music
-Anthing wack
-A sign of the apocalypse
-Bad music
-Anthing wack
-A sign of the apocalypse
"Turn off that soulja boy!, put on some real music!"
"Thats too soulja boy"
"Get that souljaboy sh!t out of here"
"Thats too soulja boy"
"Get that souljaboy sh!t out of here"
by Sleepy Carr January 4, 2009
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by JZBoi October 21, 2008
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Give him credit for bending that bitch over and supermaning that hoe (the act of wrenching a chick doggystyle, and letting that hot sauce go on her back/ass, and causing the sheets to get stuck on her back, thus resembling a superhero's cape), but the dance just fucking ruined it.
The "souljaboy" also has a very bad speech impediment. This is seen in the line where he says "WAH me crack and WAH me roll." Well...many may ask...WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO WAH SOMETHING? The answer is unknown to a group of experts from Stanford and Niagara universities. However, these same scholars did attempt to superman that hoe, but proceeded to get the sheet stuck on the ceiling fan, so the credibility of this hypothesis may not be accurate.
Give him credit for bending that bitch over and supermaning that hoe (the act of wrenching a chick doggystyle, and letting that hot sauce go on her back/ass, and causing the sheets to get stuck on her back, thus resembling a superhero's cape), but the dance just fucking ruined it.
The "souljaboy" also has a very bad speech impediment. This is seen in the line where he says "WAH me crack and WAH me roll." Well...many may ask...WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO WAH SOMETHING? The answer is unknown to a group of experts from Stanford and Niagara universities. However, these same scholars did attempt to superman that hoe, but proceeded to get the sheet stuck on the ceiling fan, so the credibility of this hypothesis may not be accurate.
by Collin Mehl November 4, 2007
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A person with IQ of Soulja Boy (31) or lower who never heard real rap or hip hop, but thinks Soulja Boy is the best rapper ever. That person usually pisses you off very quick, when you say Soulja Boy sucks, the person says that he does not suck because he's getting money. Of course, when you reply by saying: "If you're in hip hop, getting money is not the most important thing", the person will say that hip hop has changed and start to insult older rappers like 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Ice T, Nas and Snoop Dogg. After that, you'll have to move away from that person and go to a nice queit place in order to stop thinking how nice it would be to kill them all. Also, if you argued with them on the Internet, you probably lost the battle because they always write in some weird language that only God can understand.
A person with IQ of Soulja Boy (31) or lower who never heard real rap or hip hop, but thinks Soulja Boy is the best rapper ever. That person usually pisses you off very quick, when you say Soulja Boy sucks, the person says that he does not suck because he's getting money. Of course, when you reply by saying: "If you're in hip hop, getting money is not the most important thing", the person will say that hip hop has changed and start to insult older rappers like 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Ice T, Nas and Snoop Dogg. After that, you'll have to move away from that person and go to a nice queit place in order to stop thinking how nice it would be to kill them all. Also, if you argued with them on the Internet, you probably lost the battle because they always write in some weird language that only God can understand.
Real life example:
Soulja Boy fan: Crank dat Soulja Boy Youuuuuu {x67} *dancing*
Normal person: Can I help you? You look retarded.
Soulja Boy fan: Nope man I'm so damn cool homeboy i listen to Soulja Boy
Normal person: Oh, so I was right. You ARE retarded. Stop doin that fuckin dance or i will kick your ass and throw you from building with 5437 floors and catch you while you're falling and then throw you in leatherface's house.
Soulja Boy fan: YAAHH BITCH YAHHH!!!
Normal person: The fuck does that mean
Soulja Boy fan: I don't want to talk to you so I must say some retarded words to get you out of my face.
Normal person: Why the fuck do you listen to that bitch anyway?!
Soulja Boy fan: Fuck you hater he is getting money!!
Normal person proceeds to forest and sits near the lake in order to calm down. Soulja Boy fan starts dancing, but does not look where is he moving, and dies because a train hit him.
Internet example
Youtube, Crank dat Soulja Boy video
KraazyHublerMubler: Dis song rox wow dats da best sheet i eva herd gotta get dis on ma itunes mayyn
SouljaGurl84: He iz so hot i want rape him.
2PacFan: This song sucks. Sadly, what hip hop today is.
MistaCapablista (replies to 2Pac fan) yo mayyn da hack iz wrng wit ya u need 2 go sit ur a$$ sumwher he iz gettin money so u can't h8 him ur just a hata.
2PacFan: yeah and you're reatared bitch who can't write a decent sentence because you didn't finish 3rd grade.
MistaCapablista: aha now im n 2nd grd
GhettoPokemonz: you 2pacfan i wn kl u mn ur so stpd who iz 2pac dmn soulja iz more rchr dan u'll eva b so ur just jls n u nd 2 stp h8n man.
*2PacFan sends viruses to Soulja Boy fans*
SouljaGurl84: Hey mom y is ma pc dead?
Mother: Well let's see. You got a virus in this computer.
SouljaGurl84: Quick mom go buy sum medicine!
Soulja Boy fans suck.
Soulja Boy fan: Crank dat Soulja Boy Youuuuuu {x67} *dancing*
Normal person: Can I help you? You look retarded.
Soulja Boy fan: Nope man I'm so damn cool homeboy i listen to Soulja Boy
Normal person: Oh, so I was right. You ARE retarded. Stop doin that fuckin dance or i will kick your ass and throw you from building with 5437 floors and catch you while you're falling and then throw you in leatherface's house.
Soulja Boy fan: YAAHH BITCH YAHHH!!!
Normal person: The fuck does that mean
Soulja Boy fan: I don't want to talk to you so I must say some retarded words to get you out of my face.
Normal person: Why the fuck do you listen to that bitch anyway?!
Soulja Boy fan: Fuck you hater he is getting money!!
Normal person proceeds to forest and sits near the lake in order to calm down. Soulja Boy fan starts dancing, but does not look where is he moving, and dies because a train hit him.
Internet example
Youtube, Crank dat Soulja Boy video
KraazyHublerMubler: Dis song rox wow dats da best sheet i eva herd gotta get dis on ma itunes mayyn
SouljaGurl84: He iz so hot i want rape him.
2PacFan: This song sucks. Sadly, what hip hop today is.
MistaCapablista (replies to 2Pac fan) yo mayyn da hack iz wrng wit ya u need 2 go sit ur a$$ sumwher he iz gettin money so u can't h8 him ur just a hata.
2PacFan: yeah and you're reatared bitch who can't write a decent sentence because you didn't finish 3rd grade.
MistaCapablista: aha now im n 2nd grd
GhettoPokemonz: you 2pacfan i wn kl u mn ur so stpd who iz 2pac dmn soulja iz more rchr dan u'll eva b so ur just jls n u nd 2 stp h8n man.
*2PacFan sends viruses to Soulja Boy fans*
SouljaGurl84: Hey mom y is ma pc dead?
Mother: Well let's see. You got a virus in this computer.
SouljaGurl84: Quick mom go buy sum medicine!
Soulja Boy fans suck.
by Mutko October 12, 2008
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Look at his lyrics:
"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"
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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"
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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
by Mobb2x August 6, 2007
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