soufflé dick

Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.

Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.

soufflé dick by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017

dick-out shuffle 

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.

Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!

dick-out shuffle by big mick July 12, 2012

dickhead shuffle 

A dickhead shuffle is when a group of assholes ruin everyone's fun and consider themselves superior to everyone else.

"Man, I played last night casual TF2, it quickly turned into a dickhead shuffle

dickhead shuffle by Norton ,am May 9, 2020