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Sophisticus 

A Holiday where people dress up in fancy outfits and wear mustaches and Monocles. This holiday is held every June 15th.
It is often celebrated by drinking continually at pubs. its also known to be celebrated by going to the local strip club and talking as if sophisticated.
You: I say dear sir, let us celebrate Sophisticus.
Friend: Indubitably, old bean.
Sophisticus by Coausti October 16, 2011

Sophisticus 

1. A holiday originating from a you tube fake holiday contest. To celebrate one dresses as dapper as possible (top hats, monocles, etc.) and spends the day acting like a snob and using a fork and knife at every meal regardless of the type of food. It is celebrated on the first Thursday in February.
Chairman: Sophisticus!
All: Hurrah!
Sophisticus by DarkTomatoGod March 4, 2012

Sophisticunt 

Term used to describe an over-educated female who takes herself altogether too seriously. Typically attributable to East coast English majors and chicks who quote poetry and compare others to obscure historical figures in conversation.

Often spotted sober in wine bars, shopping for pant suits, and reveling in their college days when they were surrounded by other "intellectuals".
"Ever since Wendy got her PhD, she's been a real sophisticunt."
"That sophisticunt at the end of the bar just called me a French name after trying to buy her a drink."
"Damn, that sophisticunt really takes shopping for pant suits seriously."
Sophisticunt by CelibratedBrain October 21, 2009

Sophisticunted 

When a bogan believes they have reached a level of sophistication that puts them above the rest of society.
Today I ordered a red wine with my McDonald's. Fuck I'm sophisticunted

sophisticunt 

(Noun/Adj.) a person who belittles others using their cosmopolitanism, wealth and class status.
I realized she was a sophisticunt after the 80th time she started a sentence with “Us Harvard girls”.

Sophisticunt 

James sounds like a sophisticunt.
Sophisticunt by WinstonSmith May 15, 2013