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son of a shit

When you leave a situation or place thinking you are finished, but as you are leaving you realized you have not. So you begrudgingly return to finish the job.
Example 1: "Son of a shit! I stashed the weapon and washed my hands of their blood before we left, but I forgot to feed their cat since it'll now go hungry. Be right back..."

Example 2: <Walking away from the bathroom after cleaning up and you suddenly exclaim> "Son of a shit! I feel a smaller one peckin'. Need to get back to the john and finish dropping off the kids."
son of a shit by Smiffleblurf September 22, 2016

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch 

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

Son of a sack of shit 

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.

Piece of whale shit son of a bitch 

When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power.
Lane Kiffin is a piece of whale shit son of a bitch!

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

all the cuss words combine
r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

Son-of-a-bitching piece of shit

A particularly irritating, frustrating or otherwise offensive piece of equipment, esp. when poorly designed, dilapidated, malfunctioning, or breaking down.
"That's the third time this week I've had to adjust the check valve on the boiler. If that son-of-a-bitching piece of shit leaks one more time, I'm calling the god damned plumber!"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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