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Something your dad says when he tells you you're adopted.
Dad: "Son, you're adopted."
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Son't."
Me: :(
Son't by HokoraYinphineMPP October 7, 2019
to be used when you're laughing so hard you mean to type "don't", but you use the key to the direct left of the first letter and hit enter before you realize this mistake.
:lol: son't you wish you had a video camera for stuff like that?
son't by M&M October 19, 2004
An other word for daughter like female son
Hey john i saw your son nick and your son't jane playing outside
Son't by Tsoutis December 3, 2018
Sont means so not just as do not
That is son’t fr
Son’t by rae-vraeanese April 18, 2024

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.
Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>
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