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I've got something to do 

When you actually don't have anything to do but you're just too lazy to do something.

A phrase used to stop a conversation from continuing any further.
*On the phone*
Josh: You wanna hangout next weekend?
Bob: I've got something to do...
Josh: Like what?
Bob: *Continues to exit the call*

Gives him something to do 

-Verb/phrase
gɪvz hɪm ˈsʌmθɪŋ tu du

1. Doing something primarily and solely because you're bored and have absolutely nothing else to do.

2. Keeping yourself busy

3. An explanation to why you're doing something random,stupid, or mindlessly repetitive.

-Cousins to the popular phrase "Gives ME something to do".

-First coined by PcMasterRace on "Robert's Space Industries" but made popular by Mafioso. Soon to be meme'd and repeated by Comrade Astro.
Monroe: We throw pieces of erasers across the room and try to hit our friends then look away before they could realize who threw it.
Randy: Why TF do you guys do that?
Monroe: idk it gives us something to do

Kenny: Why on earth is kalen sitting on the floor indian style hitting his balls repeatedly with a ball-Peen hammer?
Denny: Idk I guess it gives him something to do

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me 

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me 

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6> 

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>
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