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Some Dude 

Using this in chat rooms or as a username is a clear indication that you would like to suck some dick. It encourages others to message you asking for a blowjob. If you carry the name some dude, you are also expected to be mobile with your dick sucking lips (dsl)
I was just looking for some dude, I'm not sure what his name is, but some dude would be great right now!
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[Some Dude Syndrome] 

The classic syndrome exhibited by those who got beat up, stabbed or shot, and dont want to admit they know who did it. usually by some wrong-doing over drugs or money owed.
dr smith: do you know what happened tonite?

Billy Bob: YA! i was standing on my porch, minding my own business, smoking a cigarette, and "some dude" came along and shot me!

dr smith: did you see this person?

billy bob: nope. it was just some dude.

i.e. some dude syndrome

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back". 

a weird sentince
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back".

just some dude 

just some dude by bobobpbobobo January 3, 2022

Some Creepy Dude 

"Some Creepy Dude is so awesome and he totally didn't type this like 3 minutes ago"

Some Polish dude

A sterotypical eastern european person described in a news article about him/her doing something rediciolous/stupid.
Yesterday I saw this crazy news article, Some Polish Dude got electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence.
Some Polish dude by A literal pole November 10, 2019

Some Creepy Old Dude 

Legend.

Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.

Look it up all all will make sense.
Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.
Some Creepy Old Dude by thfhidsji 7 January 10, 2012
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