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Boyfriend and Girlfriend trying to tell another person to back off their relationship.

Boyfriend- "This is my hot girlfriend, -------(person)"

Girlfriend- "And this is my boyfriend :) SOMCB
by mjring October 21, 2010
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sombysow

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.
That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
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somebody toucha my spaghet

A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.
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An exclaimation from HomestarRunner.com. It can be found on the website's 13th menu (Atari-themed)by moving your mouse over the "email" button (Strong Bad screams it), and also by watching the first deleted scene of the Yellow Dello movie (Homestar Runner says it).

Most commonly used as a random quote, and occasionally used to tell an annoying person to get lost.
"Somebody get this freaking duck away from me! This guy won't leave me alone!"
by Mutant Circus February 11, 2004
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wasn't me
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DISGUSTANG
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SomeBODY

ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD. WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING, FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN. YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB. SO MUCH TO SEE, SO MUCH TO DO, NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO, YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW. HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY, HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GETTHE SHOW ON, GET PAID, AND ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD, ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD. IT'S A COLD PLACE, THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER

I'm too lazy to make the rest of the song...
Why? This is a dying meme.

SomeBODY
by Boneless Ass-Whooping July 1, 2017
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Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.
I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.
by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013
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