somcb

Suck On My Cunt Bitch

Boyfriend and Girlfriend trying to tell another person to back off their relationship.

Boyfriend- "This is my hot girlfriend, -------(person)"

Girlfriend- "And this is my boyfriend :) SOMCB

somcb by mjring October 21, 2010

sombysow 

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.

That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!

sombysow by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

somebody toucha my spaghet

A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.

Oh no somebody toucha my spaghet.

somebody toucha my spaghet by deadly Mexican January 16, 2018

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me

An exclaimation from HomestarRunner.com. It can be found on the website's 13th menu (Atari-themed)by moving your mouse over the "email" button (Strong Bad screams it), and also by watching the first deleted scene of the Yellow Dello movie (Homestar Runner says it).

Most commonly used as a random quote, and occasionally used to tell an annoying person to get lost.

"Somebody get this freaking duck away from me! This guy won't leave me alone!"

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me by Mutant Circus February 11, 2004

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

SomeBODY 

ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD. WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING, FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN. YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB. SO MUCH TO SEE, SO MUCH TO DO, NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO, YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW. HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY, HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GETTHE SHOW ON, GET PAID, AND ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD, ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD. IT'S A COLD PLACE, THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER

I'm too lazy to make the rest of the song...

Why? This is a dying meme.

SomeBODY

SomeBODY by Boneless Ass-Whooping July 1, 2017

Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

Mumbai Sombrero by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013