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Shlossing

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.

Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.

by robeezie January 19, 2013