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Solodoved
Verb - To bring something to solution, but through vigorous argument and abrasive language, a cross between the words Solo and Solved. Usually, one participant in the conversation ends up crying or withering into irrelevance.
Its context is derived from pre-coldwar cartoons which often use this verb as a description of Russian debate tactics. Characters were often known to have 'solodoved' opponents at a game of chess.
Its context is derived from pre-coldwar cartoons which often use this verb as a description of Russian debate tactics. Characters were often known to have 'solodoved' opponents at a game of chess.
Chess Player 1: Bam! You just got solodoved!
Chess Player 2: No. Check.
Chess Player 1: {Throws the chess table on the ground}{Screams} I SOLODOVED YOU.
Chess Player 2: {Cries}.
Chess Player 2: No. Check.
Chess Player 1: {Throws the chess table on the ground}{Screams} I SOLODOVED YOU.
Chess Player 2: {Cries}.
Solodoved by FrancisDrake August 20, 2009
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spladow
"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
spladow by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
Spladoosh
A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
spladooshcore
The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.
I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
spladooshcore by Grafyte December 20, 2008
salado
In most Spanish speaking countries it's a term (slang) we use to call someone who has a string of negative events considered to be bad luck.
salado by Jon Carlo Rossi October 23, 2016
Soledo
Short duration solo or group performance or 'serenade' for entertainment and sometimes humorous purposes. A crowd pleaser to provide enjoyment to patrons of an establishment or played by an individual to create a romantic overtone or relaxed mood.
i'll be happy if i can just go home, play my girl a quick soledo before bed and try to get some sleep.
Soledo by Mike Pasagio November 15, 2007