"I did too much coke to have sex. I had a soft off the whole time."
"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"
"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"
by trickdaddyskeet February 18, 2012
Get the soft off mug.The complete opposite of a hard on. It wasn't coined by that other douche bag. It was on "I hope they serve beer in hell". Anyway. It's when ur dick is 6900 percent flaccid.
by middy69 August 13, 2010
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the total opposite of a hard on. Hence soft off, with soft being the opposite of hard and off being the opposite of on. lol. A term coined by urs truly. Used to describe the condition of a dick when seeing something totally unatural and FUCKING DISGUSTING.
WOW EMILY'S ASS IS SOOO FUCKING WAK!!! it's like a big block of textureless shit. If i saw her naked, i wud definately get a soft off.
by M & V Unit January 2, 2005
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by dark desus August 27, 2017
Get the off this like soft dicks mug.Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.
Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010
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After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.
You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.
The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.
You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.
The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
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