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Soft Bro 

kind of what you'd expect a bro to be in appearance with his white boy saggy clothes and flat rimmed cap but he says things like "dude, taylor swift is so attractive. i bet she is a good cuddler". typical presentation of masculinity but is soft at heart
I was surprised to hear that Ethan's favorite artist is Taylor Swift, he is such a soft bro.
Soft Bro by Chicagoboy1989 April 21, 2015
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soft bro 

A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.

Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.

Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
soft bro by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023

soft brown

A light skinned person that is mixed and had a black mom. Soft brown people have black momma sass and white people privilege.
That girl is soft brown. Don’t approach. She’ll slap you like a black girl and the cops will let it slide like she’s a white girl.
soft brown by Lizard DC October 26, 2019

felix's amazing soft sweet brownies 

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste
Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch

Soft side of the broom 

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026