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soesen is one of the most swaggiest people alive. Just because the man wants to get pegged doesn't mean that he's gay. he is confidently into himself and into girls only (totally not gay i've kissed a girl before). he will be one of the most attractive dudes of all time so you should and will date him for sure.
person A : hey do you know what's another name for a chad?
person B : oh? you mean a soesen?
person A : totally.
soesen by waterislamer April 29, 2021
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The coolest German kid to ever exist. With his blond hair and blue eyes, he is ready to take on any challenge that faces him, and will most defiantly succeed at anything he attempts.

He is a softy for the ladies and will never take advantage of them.
Girl 1: Did you get home safely last night? You were really wasted and left with some guy!

Girl 2: Yeah I did, that guy was a real Soeren.
Soeren by KingDavid III December 14, 2010
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an Eritrean name describing a beautiful confident athletic superstar. destined for fame. SOOOOOOOOOO HOT.
That girls soo fucking sexy..i wish i was a sesen
Sesen by bountifulboobies April 9, 2010

seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card 

the cursed reverse card
if you run out of seiscientos sesenta y cinco reverse cards, do NOT use a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card. instead use a seiscientos sesenta y siete reverse card.
you: *uses a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card*
you: *summons a demon*
you: oh no

Soeren Brauer Christiansen 

A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a very hairy and aggressive kind of animal that has been tammed by a human being (often refered to as a Pat). The first time the word was used, was in the nordic Mythology, where a very ugly, werewolf-looking creature was refered to as a Soeren Brauer Christiansen.
I have just cought a Soeren Brauer Christiansen in the sewers (a rat).
A typical definition for somebody with a higher form of intelligence, a very uncommon mix of social skills, leadership, good taste and sheer brilliance.
A Soetens can save your day !
Another Soetens won the nobel prize yesterday.
soetens by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004

soesanto 

sushi king of the west
"man, that soesanto is really making a monopoly on sushi made by mexican slaves"
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