sodaholic
Dude: "Lets go get a 64 oz cup of Mountain Dew at 7-11!"
Other Dude: "Dude, your such a sodaholic. I want one too."
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Sodaholic
A person that drinks a 6 pack of soda by noon. Is usually in denial of their serious and life threating condition. In most cases complains of kidney problems, never mind the side effect of obesity.
Sodaholic by Fruitpeople May 29, 2013
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Sexaholic Virgin
Sexaholic Virgin: N. A person who is constantly discussing things of sexual nature, and or teasing, but refusing from any sexual intercourse.
Sexaholic Virgin by Sozyn December 12, 2010
Curbside Shopaholic
one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.
A hoarder.
A hoarder.
Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.
Curbside Shopaholic by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011
sexaholic
She's a sexaholic.
podaholic
A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"
"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
podaholic by Founder, Podaholics Anonymous May 6, 2006