sock sucker 

(n) 1.one who sucks socks
2. one who takes pleasure in the art of sucking socks
3. synonyms- shoe licker, rice slicer, will

person a. hey look, it's will the sock sucker
person b. yeah, he realy enjoys sucking socks

sock sucker by i don't suck socks March 3, 2009

sockcucker 

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

sockcucker by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

socksucker 

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

socksucker by hi5000 August 15, 2011

sockcucker 

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003

sockfucker 

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

sockfucker by The real Beav April 28, 2006