sock blocker
The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
sock blocker by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
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sock blocked
Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.
sock blocked by MylesMad May 8, 2015
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sock blocked
johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?
jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me
jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me
sock blocked by long night alright December 29, 2010
Sock Blocked
To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.
Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.
Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.
Skyler: How do we get out?
Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.
Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.
Skyler: How do we get out?
Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.
Sock Blocked by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011
SockBlocked
SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016
shockblocker
Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.