socially restarted 

A misspelled attempt to say socially retarded, first seen in the bio of a tinder user describing the kind of man who should swipe left on their profile.

I'm not into guys that can't hold a decent conversation. So if you're socially restarted. Swipe left.

socially restarted by FAFODownUnder September 23, 2023

Socially Retarded 

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

Socially Retarded by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

Socially Retarded 

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

Socially Retarded by udahit April 9, 2009

Socially Retarded 

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.

John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded

Socially Retarded by bilbobagg May 20, 2011

Socially retarded 

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

Socially retarded by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021

Socially Retarded Person 

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

Socially Retarded Person by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

socially retarded 

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies

"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."

socially retarded by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011