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social assassin 

An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.
Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.
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Social Justice Assassin 

A very right-wing person, particularly equidistant from the center of the political spectrum to Social Justice Warriors, who defends right-wing beliefs openly. They are usually completely red pilled, and typically destroy SJWs by introducing scientific racism and cold facts into arguments. In doing so, they fearlessly and unboundedly offend their left-wing counterparts and totally degenerate normies while laughing their asses off.

Although the political craze is about the same as SJWs, they might be more subject to social alienation because of the current state of political views emanating from the mass media. Among their rational, mostly male, heterosexual friends, they are usually well respected as a defender of the nuclear family and traditional values, and they are very intelligent people overall who have likely not been raised to become what they have become.

They are the most socially trained because they must deduct the nature of their conversation partners before they reveal any information about what they truly believe. A true SJA knows how and when to play his neo-nazi beliefs, and must properly conceal but slowly infect the minds of his close associates until he is sure that they will laugh along with him as he assassinates SJWs.

They are usually called "Justice Assassins" and rely heavily on their down-to-earth squad to protect their fantastic radiance.
Ryan: I swear, yesterday, I saw John absolutely destroy this pink-hair SJW
Drake: I fucking love that neo-nazi Social Justice Assassin
Ryan: But I totally thought he was a liberal
Drake: He is really good at hiding himself
Ryan: Thank God not everyone on this campus is a totally degenerate liberal

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026