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soccer boppers 

A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
"Soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! Can we buy them Dad??"
soccer boppers by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016

socker bopping 

When you slide your dick into a socker bopper
Me :Oh my god G i just slid my dick into a socker bopper hole and its stuck in there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Terry: wtf stop socker bopping
socker bopping by BingusTacoCat November 15, 2022
A beautiful, hot, cute, and sexy soccer player. Only a few select males may be called by this term; perhaps only limited to one person. He also demonstrates academic achievement, kindness, humor, and has a romantic side.
Amy is Soccerboy's number one fan and greatly adores him.
Soccerboy by Soccerboy's lover February 17, 2009

soccerboobs 

A pair of old,saggy breasts that can be used as a tool for solo soccer practice.
Millie's soccerboobs were showing after she stretched; lifting her dress.
soccerboobs by John Diss August 9, 2006

Soccerboss77 

I am so sad i just died in Minecraft hypixel bedwars
Soccerboss77 was Findex_'s #8384 final kill!
Soccerboss77 by consume the cat October 22, 2020

soccerboysexual 

When your type are soccer boys...in other words attracted to soccer boys only UwU.
Marelys sexuality is soccerboysexual
soccerboysexual by Sivipanda September 10, 2020