Sobes

A shortened for of the word "sober".

I'm gonna throw a sobes party tomorrow, complete with cake and Coca Cola.

by funnybunny97 July 19, 2011

sobes

A.K.A. Mark Sobol, someone who chiefs more than the prarie Indians.

Dude....i was smoking like sobes lastnite.....i thought that i was gonna die!

by TUA May 30, 2003

Sobes McGee

Saying someone is Sobes McGee is to say that you are sober. The fact that you call yourself Sobes McGee though clearly indicates that you are not, in fact, sober.

Brittany with two beers in hand: "Guys I'm Sobes McGee right now!" *falls over*

by Lupe Van Gildersleeve February 28, 2009

boy sober

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017

Soberfication

When one abruptly loses their alcohol-induced inebriation due a shock of cold temperature upon going outdoors, causing an immediate sobering effect; similar to drinking three black coffees.

Travis stepped outside after a full afternoon and night of drinking massive quantities of strong beers and dining on delicious Southern BBQ only to experience immediate soberfication.

by bluesandbarbq November 7, 2011

Sober Sleepover

The point in a relationship when you are officially dating someone even if you haven't had the 'are we dating' conversation. Several drunken sleepovers may have occured at this point but once a Tuesday rolls around, you watch a movie together, and have a alcohol free sleepover...you are dating.

Ben: How are things with Julie? You've been hanging out a ton. Are you all dating yet?
Rich: Good, but no way we've only hung out 3 or 4 times.
Ben: Have you had a sober sleepover?
Rich: Um...yeah.
Ben: Dude, you're totally dating.

by bhl1677 December 10, 2009

Sobernormativity

Sobernormativity is the anti-drug belief that sobriety is the norm and therefore the only acceptable way of life. Proponents of sobernormative lifestyles will often drink at parties, only to judge someone else for smoking up or doing harder drugs.

Sobernormativity is associated with sobriety, losers, boredom, and the fact that too many people are in jail for wanting to have fun.
Sobernormativity is also known as an antonym to soberphobia.

Frank: I got busted for pot possession while driving through Mississippi!
Siavash: What a fucking sobernormative state!

Frank: Yeah, I bet the cop was a supporter of sobernormativity.
Siavash: Let's go to San Fran and take acid since they're not as sobernormative there.
Some Loser: Sobernomativity is social construct made to protect you! Everyone should always be sober and blah blah blah blah blah, because I haven't tried drugs and I don't know what I'm missing out on.

by Siaman February 3, 2015