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So smart 

A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.
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i am so smart smrt 

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.
Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

Johnny-Not-So-Smart 

a good-natured but mentally challenged person
Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.
Johnny-Not-So-Smart by Jackasslaw February 10, 2010

Me-so-smart 

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
Me-so-smart by Michael_Morre April 2, 2020

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas 

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026