Someone ridiculous, usually thinking they possess a good trait when they are the opposite. This isn't like someone thinking their penis is huge when it is an inch long, this is more like someone thinking their hair looks cool when they look like a hedgehog.
Jack: Hey everyone, doesn't my hair look cool?
Caroline: Dear God, did you get electrocuted? We should get him to a hospital.
Jack: No, I like it like this. It's stylish.
Caroline: No it isn't. You're a snurka.
Caroline: Dear God, did you get electrocuted? We should get him to a hospital.
Jack: No, I like it like this. It's stylish.
Caroline: No it isn't. You're a snurka.
by beckypinners June 2, 2009
Get the Snurka mug.Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.
by Alvy September 10, 2005
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Snurka
• snarkasm
• snurkle
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• snurk
• snarkastic
• snucka
• Snukka
• snarkanian
• SnarkASSist
The state of limbo in which one finds oneself unable to either sneeze, or let the sneeze fully pass.
by Portel May 12, 2014
Get the Snurgatory mug.sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses
Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.
Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"
Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.
Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"
Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011
Get the snarkasm mug.A variation of the word “snorked.” When you have been snorked, you can simplify the occurrence of it in one exasperating exclamation: Snorkage!
In a game of Texas Hold 'Em, the river allows the underdog to hit a one-outer, thereby putting a bad beat on the player who was favored to win the pot. Someone at the table exclaims, "Ooooh, Snorkage!"
by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 18, 2011
Get the snorkage mug.(adjective) a mixture of snarky and sarcastic, which leans even further into the sarcastic realm with a caustic undertone.
The snarkastic tone of his blog posts left people confused as to whether he was trying to be funny or was just excessively bitter.
by iamdonte October 17, 2005
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