(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the
long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s
friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how
well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “
Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag,
Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated
jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”