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Scumbear 

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.
Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.
Scumbear by scumbear June 12, 2013

Eternal Slumber 

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.
Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

scumberg 

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.
Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

slumberbrag 

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020
A low life being with no morals.
Brynn is a scumbag.
Scumbag by Norm hull January 16, 2015

Scumbag Format

Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.
"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."

or

"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."
Scumbag Format by Volrather March 25, 2009
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