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crippled white snow leopard 

The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.

snow leopard 

1. A hot, older woman aged 56 yo and up; a gilf.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.
Check out that hot blue-hair over there--what a snow leopard!
snow leopard by E. Boskin January 21, 2007

attacked by the snow leopard 

Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.
Oh man! Soon-Yi really got attacked by the snow leopard!

Snow Leopard 

Hot, sexy and smart women over 50 that think out of box. They live longer then cougar, their coat cost more money, they jump higher then a cougar. Plus they don't take after any other cat. The are considered the worlds most beautiful animal in the world. So all of us hot over the age of women of 50 are called Snow Leopards as we out shine cougars.
Snow Leopard by greyhairlady March 25, 2013

Snow Leopard 

Refers to an attractive single girl/woman who is rarely seen out in the wild (i.e. out at bars, clubs or other single-friendly social gatherings). This elusive breed is known for early morning yoga classes, "girls dinners" ending at 9pm and repetitive watching of The Notebook on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings.
Can't believe I saw Heather out last night, she's a total snow leopard!
Snow Leopard by Freetreedog November 3, 2014

Snow Leopard 

A very hot older woman that is older than a cougar. She has slicked back white hair and liver spots.
Snow Leopard by Badaducci April 4, 2010