snowvana 

1. A term used to describe having the best run or ski day of your life and reaching peak stoke levels of epic proportions that transcends the mind and body

2. Derived from the word nirvana: a state of bliss and happiness achieved by by {skiers and snowboarders while on the slopes

3. Used when a skier/snowboarder bro can't find the words to describe a level of stoke never before been achieved

Brad: Broooo, I just had the best ski day of my life.

Chad: That sounds wicked, that powder looked gnarly.

Brad: Ya dude, I can't even put it into words.

Chad: Sounds like you reached Snowvana brah.

snowvana by bradgetspitted September 28, 2018

Snowanasia

Snowanasia - (from New Jersey meaning "slow death from massive snowstorms)

Snowanasia is categorized in different ways, which include voluntary, non-voluntary, or involuntary and active or passive.

Snowanasia is usually used to refer to active hatred of being snowed in week after week and in this sense, snowanasia is usually considered to be caused by a lack of snow shovels, snow blowers, warm clothing, warm gloves and a good supply of salt to deice ones driveway or walkway.

Hey dude, I've been snowed in all winter. Can't get to work, can't see my girlfriend, I'm eating outdated cornflakes and I'm going crazy. Could I commit snowaside? I think the honorable thing to do is snowanasia!

Snowanasia by BobNJ January 13, 2011

Snowvena 

Intense praying for snow so that school or work will be canceled. A version of novena, a nine day Catholic prayer. After nine days, ususally, one hour of prayer a day, your wish is granted.

I'm going to pray a snowvena toghit so that school will be canceled tomorrowed.

Snowvena by mutepointe January 8, 2012

Snowmanable 

When you can compact snow, and make it into a snowman.

The snow is snowmanable.

Snowmanable by rabidmutt December 25, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016