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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.
Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?

Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.
"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.
Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?

oh snow you didn't 

when a predicted severe snowstorm e.g. a snowpocalypse fails to produce any snow
I spent $300 at Costco preparing for that blizzard, but of course nothing happened. It was less snowpocalypse and more like oh snow you didn't!
oh snow you didn't by emmettdigger February 6, 2015

don’t eat yellow snow 

harry styles said it in an interview and all of the other members of one direction were very confuzzled
and don’t eat yellow snow

snow turd 

The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.
"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"
snow turd by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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