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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.
Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?

Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.
"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.
Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?

oh snow you didn't 

when a predicted severe snowstorm e.g. a snowpocalypse fails to produce any snow
I spent $300 at Costco preparing for that blizzard, but of course nothing happened. It was less snowpocalypse and more like oh snow you didn't!
oh snow you didn't by emmettdigger February 6, 2015

don’t eat yellow snow 

harry styles said it in an interview and all of the other members of one direction were very confuzzled
and don’t eat yellow snow

snow turd 

The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.
"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"
snow turd by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006