snotch crotch 

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.

"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

snotch crotch by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005

Scotch Crotch 

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

Scotch Crotch by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011