Snoreture 

The specific mental anguish attributable only to having to listen to a snoring person and/or animal for longer periods of time than can comfortably be tolerated by any human with the ability to hear.

Susan wanted to smother her roommate with a pillow after suffering hours and hours of snoreture.

Snoreture by LittleMamaKin December 16, 2011

Sporture 

Combination of sports and torture describing the phenomenon of how non sports fans feel when someone in the household watches it often and they are forced to watch it.

When the baseball season started up again it was sporture all day everyday.

Sporture by sportured one April 8, 2009

shoeture 

pronounced shoo-toor
Shoeture is a portmanteau of the words shoe and couture.

Shoeture reflects a culture of high-fashion shoe design. Most commonly associated with fashionable sneakers

Dude I just picked up the new limited-edition AF1's- that's some bomb shoeture.

shoeture by Grant Hooks February 19, 2008

Shola shoretire 

The best man utd player ever

Shola shoretire is the best footballer ever

Shola shoretire by Penandes police March 8, 2021

Snoreburg 

N. bicycle seat sniffers at the Mackinac Island fairy port and shoppes.

Snoreburging
V. the process of sniffing bicycle seats parked at the Mackinac Island fairy port or out infront of its shoppes.

Recently discovered by National Geographic: "Here hiding in this bush we have the rarely seen group of snoreburgs, who spent many happy hours dragging their nostrils over the saddles of young ladies' bicycles in search of a rewarding "frisson".

Mackinac Islandfairy portbicycle seatsaddlessaddle sniffingbicycle seat sniffingbicycle seat snifferfrissonsniffingsniffer

Snoreburg by MaidenDetroit October 15, 2010

Sporture 

The type of rough workout that makes you feel that your instructor is deliberately torturing you.

Man, this personal trainer is a kickass. She sportured me mercilessly for 1,5 hour.

Sporture by Achilles M. Peklaris November 18, 2018

snorebore 

noun:
A person whom regards you not only as a parental figure but as a best friend. Having a snorebore is very unique and special. It's a lifetime relationship with someone with a love that goes deeper than life itself.
With a snorebore there is a connection that can't be compared to anything else. All the love, protection and pride of a parent. And yet the laughs, trust, understanding and total commitment of a bff!

Even if I were to have no children of my own I would always have my snorebore!

snorebore by Your rahrah March 5, 2010