snoron 

A word commonly used to describe C2C host George Noory because his hosting is so boring and moronic it puts you to sleep.

Sometimes "Snoory" is used as an alternate form of Snoron.

1. DRAT!! The Snoron is on tonight. I thought a guest host was supposed to be on.

2. I can't beleive people listen to Snoory. He is soo incompetent and stupid.

snoron by George Hasgotogo May 16, 2008

snoron 

A moron that is put-me-to-sleep boring as well

Wow, he's such a snoron, I fell asleep listening to him and woke up dumber!

snoron by Harvimus Maximus October 16, 2007

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009

Snorny 

When the thought of making out with someone makes you horny (snogging horny).

Ronan: Wanna make out?
Laila: Sorry, I'm not feeling snorny.

Laila: I'm so snorny...
Ronan: Wanna make out?
Laila: Are you snorny?
Ronan: Yeah

Snorny by lbell1998 October 28, 2011

Butt snoring 

A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.

Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.

Man: Why? Was I snoring?

Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.

Butt snoring by Sethington June 26, 2008

snorton 

The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!

Is that a snorton i see under my bed?

snorton by durk diggler January 3, 2008