the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.
i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.
i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
When your date falls asleep on you and snores on your ass and you stick your dick in her throat and feel the ever gentle vibration of the snores tickling your tip.
I went out with Audreyyesterday, she fell asleep on me and i snorefucked the shit out of her lol.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.