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sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration
VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!
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sparklefuck 

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
sparklefuck by Jasson O. December 31, 2007

Snorsefucker 

One who partakes in sexual intercourse with a sneaky horse, more commonly refered to as a snorse.
Sean is a snorsefucker, everybody knows that.
Snorsefucker by Springolo April 27, 2010

sparklefuck 

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
sparklefuck by Jasson O. December 31, 2007
When your date falls asleep on you and snores on your ass and you stick your dick in her throat and feel the ever gentle vibration of the snores tickling your tip.
I went out with Audrey yesterday, she fell asleep on me and i snorefucked the shit out of her lol.
Snorefuck by Snorefucker July 31, 2019
When your date falls asleep on you so you stick your member in your throat to feel the gentle tickle of her snores on your tip.
Man I can't believe Audrey fell asleep on me. At least i got to snorefuck her.
Snorefuck by Snorefucker July 31, 2019