Single word used to describe the multitudes of ridiculous/ludicrous/idiotic/unfathomable gaffes made constantly by the South African rugby union coach Peter De Villiers (aka Snor)... currently the laughing stock of world rugby, who was an affirmative action appointment rather than one of merit!
SNORISM one of many "The same people who threw their robes on the ground when Jesus rode on a donkey were the same people who crowned him and hit him with sticks, and were the same people who said afterwards how we shouldn't have done that, he's the son of God. So that's exactly what we do. You have to look at history as repeating itself. And I'm not saying that I'm God."
This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.
Snoistulating comes from a combination of the words snuggling, moist, and stimulating. It is a type of snuggling that is so sexually stimulating that you can't help but get wet (aka moist).
Bill - "So where were you last night? You never showed at the party!"
Ted - "I was over at Sandra's snoistulating. That girl sure likes my snuggling! I had her so aroused."