snorist

people who are discriminating against people who snore

my brother: snorist isnt a word
me: yes it is

by snore-advocator March 16, 2023

SNORISM

Single word used to describe the multitudes of ridiculous/ludicrous/idiotic/unfathomable gaffes made constantly by the South African rugby union coach Peter De Villiers (aka Snor)... currently the laughing stock of world rugby, who was an affirmative action appointment rather than one of merit!

SNORISM one of many "The same people who threw their robes on the ground when Jesus rode on a donkey were the same people who crowned him and hit him with sticks, and were the same people who said afterwards how we shouldn't have done that, he's the son of God. So that's exactly what we do. You have to look at history as repeating itself. And I'm not saying that I'm God."

by ozsaffa September 16, 2010

Slorist

the combination between slore (slut and whore) and racist, sexist or even florist.

The woman who works at that store is such a slorist

by slore4lif3 May 2, 2011

snorsterbation

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007

Snoistulating

Snoistulating comes from a combination of the words snuggling, moist, and stimulating. It is a type of snuggling that is so sexually stimulating that you can't help but get wet (aka moist).

Bill - "So where were you last night? You never showed at the party!"
Ted - "I was over at Sandra's snoistulating. That girl sure likes my snuggling! I had her so aroused."

by Snugglebug January 22, 2009

snorster

one who snores loudly through out the night disturbing others in their sleep.
(most commonly used in a drunk state)

Upon returning the hostel hammered, there was a snorster keeping everyone awake.

by musselman September 28, 2006

Snoris

A black and white cat, with big eyes. If you look deeply into his eyeballs you will see your future and the love of your life. Snoris is also very lazy, and has a sensitive stomach.

"Hey Snoris, get down from there!"
"Silence! You're not my real mom!

"Hey Snoris, what are you doin'?"
"I'm pooping. Please leave me be, human."

"Hey Snoris, tell me my future."
"Look into my eyeballs."

by Apoplexius December 27, 2011