A black and white cat, with big eyes. If you look deeply into his eyeballs you will see your future and the love of your life. Snoris is also very lazy, and has a sensitive stomach.
"Hey Snoris, get down from there!"
"Silence! You're not my real mom!
"Hey Snoris, what are you doin'?"
"I'm pooping. Please leave me be, human."
"Hey Snoris, tell me my future."
"Look into my eyeballs."
"Silence! You're not my real mom!
"Hey Snoris, what are you doin'?"
"I'm pooping. Please leave me be, human."
"Hey Snoris, tell me my future."
"Look into my eyeballs."
by Apoplexius December 27, 2011
Get the Snoris mug.The act of killing an extremely loud snoring person. This is usually done by nudging, pushing, kicking and loudly sighing the person to death.
"This is clearly a case of snoricide. He died as a result of futile efforts to get him to wake up and stop snoring. At times attempts to get him to wake up included kicking, poking, jumping on the bed and loudly sighing 'wake-up and stop snoring dammit!' to no avail. The outcome was inevitable."
by Insomniagirl February 22, 2013
Get the Snoricide mug.snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."
synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
"Let's go to party in snortshire."
synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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Get the snortsky mug.The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019
Get the Snoring Starfish mug.Single word used to describe the multitudes of ridiculous/ludicrous/idiotic/unfathomable gaffes made constantly by the South African rugby union coach Peter De Villiers (aka Snor)... currently the laughing stock of world rugby, who was an affirmative action appointment rather than one of merit!
SNORISM one of many "The same people who threw their robes on the ground when Jesus rode on a donkey were the same people who crowned him and hit him with sticks, and were the same people who said afterwards how we shouldn't have done that, he's the son of God. So that's exactly what we do. You have to look at history as repeating itself. And I'm not saying that I'm God."
by ozsaffa September 16, 2010
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