Short, maybe pudgy, girl with a fake tan, and hair poof. May also be loud and obnoxious. Italian heritage and annoying accent not required, but a plus.
Check out the Snook-a-like across the bar. The one with the hair poof, fake tan and annoying voice.
A person, generally female, resembling the character Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from the TV show 'Jersey Shore'. A guidette.
- "That chick totally looks just like Kim Kardashian. HOT."
- "Eww dude. With that teased hair and orange skin? I'd definitely say she's more of a snookalike."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.