snikes

A euphenisim for the word shit. Used commonly to describe a wtf situation where one person exclaims loudly a sense of suprise, or astonishment at an occurence of events. Like something exploding at your feet

A: WEEEEEEEEE (yelled as going down roller coaster)
OH SNIKES JIM GOT KILLED BY THE SIGN

B: dude I friggin hate our boss
oh snikes, there he is. (gulps and wrings out collar)

snikes by TheManWhoShowsAll February 1, 2010

Holy snikes 

An exclamation of excitement, terror, or annoyance. Also, a watered-down version of holy shit.

Jed: Hey dude I just landed a 720 on the halfpipe. (snowboarding)

Ian: Holy snikes

Holy snikes by XxsemiaddictedXx November 30, 2009

oh snikes 

this is an exclamation that is normally yelled. it is used when something really good or something really bad happens.

when something good happens way-
kid:hey man i just got a new car
his friend:oh snikes!

when something bad happens-
kid:man my dad just died
his friend:oh snikes!

oh snikes by mr pants April 12, 2005

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

Handshakes with Snakes by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

Handshakes with Snakes by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

Soup Snakes

Soul Mates

You and I are soup snakes...and the reason is because of the soup that we like to eat...wait no, that doesn't make any sense. Soul mates. You and I are soul mates.

Soup Snakes by em4806 November 15, 2013

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin

Handshakes with Snakes by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016