loosatic

Someone who consistently loses things, typically after having the object right in their hand. A loosatic frequently questions their own sanity.

"I just had the remote right in my hand, and now it's vanished! Am I a complete loosatic?"

by Perianth January 19, 2008

sneezable

Used to describe one's state of allergic plight, typically during hay-fever season. A sneezable person may sneeze at random or awkward moments, sneeze several times in a row, and/or will most likely not have tissues on hand.

"AahCHOO! Aah...CHOO aah CHOO! Ugh...sorry, I'm so sneezable today..."
"Whatever, dude...just - stop wiping your boogery hand on my sleeve..."

by Perianth April 29, 2008