A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.
“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.
(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearinginformation that they can distort and falsify.
Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying toeavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".
American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
Man... I came this close to walking in on a full on snake tangle! When I noticed the assortment of sneakers and boots lined up outsidethe door, I decided to turn away!