A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.
Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.