snarnacle

noun. snar.na.cle. The mass of snow, slush, and road treatment that accumulates directly behind the wheels of your vehicle.

Joey, kick the damn snarnacles off the car before I pull it into the garage.

by K. M. Smith April 17, 2007

snarkalec

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.

Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.

by Alvy September 10, 2005

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

Snarficle

Noun: An active individual who snarfs.

Dude, quit being a snarficle

by Miley 422 August 23, 2010

Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.

That boy is so smartacles.

by The Best In The World.com May 10, 2010

sharnicles

Poop pieces on a dick after anal sex.

Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

Sharnacle

The crust that clings to your ass when you shart, much like barnacles that attach to the bottom of a boat. Shart + Barnacle = Sharnacle

Dude, did you just shart? You better go scrape the sharnacles off your ass.

by T-Shizzle January 19, 2013