snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

Sharkle

Sharkle is short for A Shark Tale. An Awesome brand.

A Shark Tale
A Sharkle

by xambs September 17, 2013

Sharkle

invisible ancient sharks that float around and bite you, the only way to stop them is by using Alex Jones' brain spray

"OWW my head hurts it must be those damn sharkles"

by lil435 December 13, 2022

Sharkle

When gay guys fart causing shitty glitter to fly out of their ass.

Gay Bob is so gay he doesn't just fart anymore. He sharkles.

by Billlthecat January 7, 2014

Sharkle

"Awesome". Used when something is incredible beyond mere words.

Also a synonym for "Dude", in that it can mean "hey" or "whoah" or "crazy"

Never EVER used with "That's so . . . " or "How incredibly . . ." before it.

In short, it's the everyword.

"You see that buffet? Sharkle"

"You fell on your face? Sharkle"

"Sharkle, dude. How's it going?"

by Nickstermin8r September 15, 2009

Sharkle

a glittery shark

have you ever seen a sharkle

by Toryy December 17, 2018

Sharkle

A sparkle that comes out of your ass. Especially from a gay man's ass.

Brett, did you just leave sharkles on the couch?

by b.radx7 January 2, 2011