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snappy pappy 

A guy who is a solid 7, but can easily be considered an 8 or a even a 9 once you realize he's a good dad

A man who wouldn't normally get a second look, but earns extra attractiveness points when others realize he's a nice guy
Wow! I never really noticed him before, but ever since I saw him with his kids, he seems super hot. What a snappy pappy!
snappy pappy by Mandi Harmony August 30, 2016
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Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson
Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"
Slappy Pappy by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)
I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!
Slappy Pappy by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy 

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

Slappypappy 

One who slaps in a negative manner
Man Unhappy Pappy got Slappypappy last night
Slappypappy by Budwak January 16, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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