snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap

real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

by make.a.wish April 1, 2009

Snapple Fact

A word used for a fact, often random or uncalled for, you don't really give a damn about. Much like the ones found under snapple caps.

Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..

Abrreviation:

Snap Fact

"Did you know Jamie broke up with Kyle? She said it was because he had the herps."

"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"

by Myrealnameisnotmypseudonym October 21, 2011

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 24, 2010