Snake Dick 

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

Snake Dick by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

Snake Dick 

When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake

Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!

Snake Dick by Gman0371 May 7, 2018

Snake dick 

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

Snake dick by dicktionary man January 19, 2018

Snake Dick 

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

Snake Dick by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Wild dick snake 

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.

My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!

Wild dick snake by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

dick-eating snake 

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

dick-eating snake by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

Shake Dick 

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

Shake Dick by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022