snake bit

To be cursed, extremely unlucky or destined to fail at anything you try.

The cubs haven't been to the series in years they are snake bit.

by theunemp July 14, 2006

snake bit

the consumption of King Cobra malt liqour to a point of intoxication; an act of leisure.

Me and the boys plan on getting snake bit later on the front porch.

by NeckHolder May 26, 2006

Snake Bit

When you're low on self esteem due to all the hardcore blow you did in your early days. And you're homeless and cant get away from all the hostility

Cuh was snake bit in his home!!!!!

by Sirparadiseking June 6, 2024

a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

Snake bitch

an untrustworthy women

erika costell is a snake bitch

by ps3psp August 23, 2017