Snickerbating

When you go into the shower, bed, or closet to be alone while eating a snickers bar.

My wife totally walked in on me snickerbating last night - she is way to worried about my weight.

by Steven Eric Whoit March 11, 2010

snackerbating

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

by bikerag August 25, 2006