snack mask 

When you slather a delicious substance (i.e. peanut butter) on a man’s member while sucking him off to prolong the pleasurable experience

Woman: this is taking a while and I’m hungry, I’m just gonna give you a snack mask to get me through this.

snack mask by JennyMacSnackAttack January 6, 2018

Sack Mask 

When a man straddles a womans face while stretching his testicular sack skin as flat and as wide as possible. The man then proceeds to place the stretched skin over the womans nose and mouth only leaving her eyes to be seen. The womans eyes will enlarge as the amount of oxygen is cut off drastically. The Sack Mask should then be removed for a undetermined amount of time then repeated as needed.

Damn my balls hurts from giving that broad the Sack Mask all night!

Sack Mask by WithaG May 17, 2011

Sack Mask 

During sex the male proceeds to orgasm on a womans face and then continues to place his sack on top of the face and rub the excriment around the facial region, thus creating a facial mask with his sack.

"Bro, did you sack mask that broad last night?"

"This girl asked me to sack mask her during sex"

Sack Mask by J-Rizzle & Swartsdog January 3, 2010

Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

Split Sack Eye-Mask by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

snackmaster 

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.

Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"

snackmaster by aimbones June 5, 2011

LBJ BABY SHACK THE MASKSCOTTE 

The baller bj jams baller jams street baller name of LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK. Maskscotte of Miami heat and LA LAKERS.

Honeys LOVE them some lbj baby shack the MASKSCOTTE.

LBJ BABY SHACK THE MASKSCOTTE by LONNIE BJ August 4, 2019

Snackmass 

Snackmass, a period of time around the festive period when people that can't aford Christmas dinner go to the local corner shop and by a large pile of crappy junk food and eat it all in one day whilst watching shit Christmas films.

Person 1: what are you doing for Christmas? Seeing your family?
Person 2: No I hate my family. And I can't afford my own christmas dinner so I'm just going to do a Snackmass with my girlfriend instead.

Snackmass by Crimbo dictionary December 26, 2018