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one hand sack basket 

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.

One-Handed Sack Basket 

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

Two-Handed Sack Basket 

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

Sackbasket 

The area of a males pants that holds his testicles.
John: Hey what's wrong with Jeff?
Tim: Oh he just got kicked in the sackbasket.
Sackbasket by WhaleC June 23, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026