Smurl

A Smurl is when there is a whisp of smoke curling up from a cigarette or some other thing that is on fire. As it twists and turns and curls it becomes a 'Smurl'
Also anything that twists and turns like smoke in a curl.

Eg 'the long and smurling road' or
'Look at that smurl it looks like a big mushroom'

by Paul Rowden February 17, 2009

smurl

to take a crap on someones face and make them eat it after that smack them with a turd

yo yesturday i smurl eddie in his face and surprisingly he enjoyed it 8-)

by jackie chong April 8, 2007

Smurk

Durk

Durkio smurkio

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009